ART IMITATING LIFE, WORD BY WORD
(Dogs and cats and a moneymaking machine)
Spices are the mystery of life,
Saying thank you
Not another swig of that diet soda!
Secret Service stiffens drinking rules,
shakes up personnel:
Women see more benefits.
YOUR CHEATING BRAIN
Gadgets for a good night’s sleep
lets eyes see
what isn’t there.
you take the leap
A scientific solution ahead for conservative crowd?
Experts want paradigm shift on gauging risk
Not speaking of silliness …
No stars? Check. Still winning? Check.
(Procrastination wins the prize on ‘That’s Pathetic!’)
City Hall, back to you.
All headlines from the Chicago Tribune, 9 April 2014, by authors:
Judy Peres, John Kass, Vikki Ortiz, Carol D. Leonnig, Peter R. Orszag, Eric Zorn, Motoko Rich, Karsten Strauss, Kirsten Weir, Dana Stevens, Charles Wallace, David Haugh, Paul Sullivan, Meeri Kim, Peggy Wolff, Russ Parsons
Compose a poem whose body is sourced from article headlines in your newspaper.