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got some spam

as a comment on one of my posts about spam:

“for 3 hours straight I did this. It wasn’t gsriebbih, he could tell theat it was precise formation of words. First, has anyone experienced this and second, is there a way for me to understand what I experience overall while dreaming. I have by the way, had a sleep apnea test and went to counseling for a year for nightmares. They actually have become less terrorizing but I still am unable while dreaming to relax and try to fully experience what I see.Also, one of my most vivid dreams I had about 2 months ago, I actually did recognize someone and he looked like a thin but strong scraggly man with long matted hair and appeared to be somewhat older in age yet not elderly. I dreamed about him 2 different nights. The firt night he was trying to get to me to speak with me and I was terrified and ran. In my dream I was running through an old manufacturing plant that had big machinery. I managed to wake just at the point he had me cornered. The second night I dreamed about the same man. I was walking on a grassy path outdoors with a group of people. He was a few feet behind me. I took a deep breath and wanted to see who he was. I dropped back to be walking beside him. I asked him if he was Satan. He said very calmly and without any kind of threatening demeanor, that  yes, he was.  I asked him if I was going to be ok. He said  yes, you are going to be fine. Right up to the point of your death. You’re going to struggle a little there but otherwise you will be fine. I actually felt relief and had a sense of calmness for several days.I am a pretty calm and peaceful natured person on the outside but most people don’t know how inside I typically feel unsettled and fearful. Just a state of unrest is the only way I can explain it. So this sense of calm was a dramatic difference to the way I normally feel. It was actually pretty wonderfulAny insight or advice would be greatly appreciated.”

more spam

This one is kind of lovely, from someone selling designer bags made out of ostrich leather:
“Turn, Turn, Turn” ended a little more than an hour ago, and my head is still reeling from all those reveals. And that kiss! And so much more!”

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A few interesting comments appeared in my spam queue in response to some of my “poems” for Found Poetry Review’s Oulipost experiment:

“That is total bigotryy or rigged through the producers. Absolutely nothing else makes sense.”

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Both are in response to my “warm-up” post, but they could also easily be responses to my “real” posts, or could easily be swapped out for my “real” posts themselves.